"Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!". ![]() "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender."What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."."What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."."How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."."I only know 25 letters of the alphabet."Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."."What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."."Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."."What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"."Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."."What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."."How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.".Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." ![]()
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